#10. Your son has a toy lap top and when he plays with it he says “Excuse me, just one minute – I’m working”
#9. Your screen saver at work is Thomas the Tank Engine.
#8. You have a TV with a DVD player in your office, which have never been used for anything other than Kung Fu Panda on repeat so you can get work done.
#7. Happy Hour is re-defined from a drinking time to any hour of peace and quiet.
#6. You stare at a woman with no stains on her shirt and her hair perfectly done and wonder “How does she do it?”
#5. The one hour business flight is considered a vacation because you have no access to email, phone or a little one clinging to you.
#4. You realize karma has finally crept up on you for asking your sister in law how she lets her daughter watch those annoying guys in the red, puprple, blue and yellow shirts after you find yourself quietly singing “Fruit Salad, Yummy yummy”
#3. You cherish traffic jams because they are a moment where your child is totally restrained and happy about it.
#2. In your purse you have business cards, cookie crumbs, band-aids, toys, wipes and a pair of 2T underwear – and you realize you’ve forgotten your phone, wallet, keys (and quite possibly -your mind).
#1. You realize that you should have gone to Circus school just like you wanted to when you were a kid – because you are DAMN good at this Balancing Act!
